Guys, If You Date Any Of These Girls, You're In Soup!

To be forewarned is to be forearmed.

1) Longer throat Girls ---> If she doesn't embarrass you at public events where she'll eat like a hungry Camel then she'll extend her taste buds to every food in your house. 90% of your savings would go into replenishing your food.

2) Ash*** ----> She's available to any man with the cash. If you notice she has a lot of expensive stuff you didn't pay for and she's not working go for an HIV test. Even if you love her you'll likely die before your time.

3) Gold Digger ----> Once you're rich she's in love with you. But guess what happens when your money finishes? You become a leper to her.

4) The She Devil ----> Some of them look like Angels but just cheat on them or break up with them you could suffer an Acid bath. Watch out for highly temperamental and over sensitive women they are worse than the Devil.

5) Miss Pretender ----> They often times claim to be Virgins or give lousy excuses for why they must wait till marriage to do IT. You'll be disappointed to know about 2 or more guys fire her weekly even while she claims to love you. Watch out for inconsistency in what she says and actually does especially if she flirts alot with guys and asks for too much ME time.

6) Drama Mama ----> Do you want high BP? Then date this girl. Every day is a drama day with her constant nagging and quarrels you're only a few days/weeks/months from visiting a Medical center

7) Gossip Machine -----> If she knows almost everything about everybody she's a machine designed for gossip. Your reputation is on the line and she may cause a big rift between you and your family and friends.

Are you dating any of them Guys?

You have been warned!